This is me at 13-ish.

Using way more than the recommended amount of Oxy 10.

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Today mom took me to the mall so I could get that Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten poster. I’m so excited because everyone I know already has one.

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This is what results when you and a few friends forgot to take Health Class until senior year, and rather than taking seriously the sex ed review given by the girls volleyball coach, you wrote dick poems. 
*Just to be clear- if you were male or female, if you had a class with me or if I dated you, there is a 99% chance I asked you to write me a poem. But please know I saved them all in case you ever want to publish your youthful works of brilliance.

This is what results when you and a few friends forgot to take Health Class until senior year, and rather than taking seriously the sex ed review given by the girls volleyball coach, you wrote dick poems. 

*Just to be clear- if you were male or female, if you had a class with me or if I dated you, there is a 99% chance I asked you to write me a poem. But please know I saved them all in case you ever want to publish your youthful works of brilliance.

Filed under high school sex ed stop the slut shaming THE END me at 13